I Pissed Off Some Foo Foos ... Oh, That's The Statue of Liberty!

"A" is so cool - she knows all the best places to go in NYC.  She took us to this great location to see the Statue of Liberty in the harbor.  I was going to take the boat ride and pretend to be an immigrant by wearing dreary clothes, pulling out a few teeth, and then saying my name is Shamus McMister.  But "A" advised against this because we'd be waiting all day in line, plus dentist bills.

Instead we went to this restaurant.  "A" and my daddy were able to have cocktails, I ran around on this big lawn, oh, and I pissed off some foo foo people.  First, here's the picture of me with the Statue in the distance.  Disclaimer:  Objects are closer looking in real life!

That thing in the water is The Statue of Liberty

Then I was getting a little belligerent because they didn't have orange soda, plus I was dying in the sun where we were sitting.  So I began to melt -- literally and figuratively.  But my dad is good at getting "Zack back on track."  As we moved to another table in the shade, a couple of foo foos flagged down the waiter and said, "Exxcuuuuuuuuusssseeeee meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.  Weeeeee wouuuuuld preferrrrrrr to gooooooooo insiiiiiiiddddddeeeeeee."  As they left, they gave me a dirty look. So I imitated them.  What do you think?