Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Let's Do It Again!

I loved going to Epcot and the Animal Kingdom so much I got to go back to Disney's Hollywood Studios (formerly called the MGM Studios).  I am pretty dramatic.  I act like a crybaby with gusto; make bitter faces that are so ugly they can stop a train; my fake smile is better than any fake Beverly Hills woman's smile; and if I fall down I can scream like someone is amputating my arm and eating it for dinner.  Check out some of my more dramatic photos:

I am angry. I call this my "avitar face."

Good crybaby face. I kept food in my
mouth to make it more dramatic.
NOTE: No red makeup was involved!

This is my sad face. If I was that
kid in Kramer vs. Kramer I would
make this face a lot.

This is my fake smile. Most people
cannot tell this from my real smile.
I am a good actor like that.

Can you tell who I am acting like? 
The Slingblade guy, of course.
"He's just a boy shuntadundat."

I am acting silly. I got this leaf to stick
to my face. I could try out for Bugs Life 2.

I am really good at pretending to be
sleeping. You could blow up a gigantic
bomb and I could stay in character
and not flinch.









After seeing the above dramatic masterpiece theater pictures you can see why I was so excited to go to Disney Studios!  I went on the Bug Life "ride" and I didn't like it because spiders dropped from the ceiling.  They were tricky spiders!

So, I decided to do stuff more my speed.  I went to San Francisco, and then New York City (again!), however, it seemed that each place at the Disney Studios was pretty flat and two dimensional.

San Francisco, the home of the World
Champion San Francisco Giants!

NYC:  Zombieland!




















You can see me in the New York picture... I am acting.  I am acting that I just saw some zombies come out of the sewer and they are eating people's brains! I am ready to do a hi-yaka on them....... Action Zack!

Finally, before we left to drive to Gainesville and see Aunty Karen, I wanted to go to the Beauty and the Beast show.  I like all the objects, like cups, silverware, and teapots that have faces and move around.  You should see those dancing knives, they can really tear up the rug!  Here I am enjoying the show:

Mesmerized by Belle.

Now it is off to Gainesville to visit with alligators, drunk frat kids and Aunty Karen.

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